I have no idea what happened.
I got halfway home after finding out Tahou's closes at midnight, and got a call for a jump. CJ was running when I left.
When I got back it was 5 car lengths up and in the middle of the parking lot.
Started right up and died.
Cranked and killed the battery. (I think this was the order)
Grabbed on of the three new batteries from the back of the car and hooked pos cable, grounded neg to grill support strut. Cranked and didn't fire. I took a shower in an amazing 10' geyser of gasoline that shot out the top of the carb. Then a bit later it started again and ran, idling at 1500+
Swapped the + cable back, told him to take it around the lot a couple laps and it died an wouldn't refire before he even made it to the back of the building. Pushed it into a parking app and I took him home.