I did hear a good one about a monster toter getting around a scale house issue last show though.
He bypassed an open scale and got pulled over, they wanted him to cross because of the commercial nature of the trailer. He refused to pull his privately registered RV across the scales and was going to drop the trailer, told them they were welcome to pull the trailer across but his RV wasn't going to do it. Supposedly they let him go. He weighs about 88k loaded... Lighter than some others I know of. The one Brett crews for scales at 95.
I can't believe they do what they do weekend after weekend.