Life lessons from MLC:
1. Don't question the wife. She can make life miserable.
2. Don't question Mike. He's going to be right so just do what he says.
3. Just because it's a 4 banger doesn't mean you can't have fun.
That last one was gratuitous.
Mike, set toe to 0 to get it from OH CRAP!! to Eh. Anything else was bad. Even at 0 there is a distinct "let me kill you" under the surface. Something isn't quite right but it can wait.
To that "something isn't right" add this: measure toe, lower vehicle, raise vehicle, measure toe. Doing just that and changing touching nothing else, the measurement changes. Largest difference was 5/8". how could it be changing if I have the adjusting collar locked and am only touching the jack? It it matters the jack is a 6ton bottle and I'm putting it at the mid point of the axle.
I'm getting closer to agreeing with Mark after this.